Funny Christmas Jokes For Kids And Adults 2020

Here on this website we share the funny Christmas jokes for kids and adults 2020 messages. Basically Christmas day is celebrated as a major festival and public holiday in countries around the world including those populations whose are non- Christian minorities or foreign cultural influence  have led populations to observe the holiday like hong Kong.  Christmas celebration around the world can vary markedly in form reflecting differing culture and national traditions. This the great event for the christen they all celebrate this event with lot of the ideas .  All people decorate the Christmas tree with christmas lights the people give gifts and lot of wishes to each other. Christmas coming with winter so lot of people creat the different jokes on Christmas weather and Christmas event for the enjoyment and creat the laugh and make fun and enjoy this event the joke sms share with friends through mobile service or through social media that is the great fun. So we can share lot of jokes for our  website user you can share with friend and make fun and feel enjoy.

Funny Christmas Jokes For Kids And Adults 2020

Funny Christmas Jokes For Kids And Adults 2020

Why doesn’t Santa have any children ?Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it’s down the chimney.

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies ?Snowballs.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party? Chick to chick!

What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells!

What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman??A snowwoman is easier to make, ’cause with a snowman you have to hollow out the head and pack all that extra snow into balls to make its testicles!!

On the first Xmas, the first of three Wise Men stepped carefully into the stable but sank his golden slipper into a big pile of manure.”Jesus Christ!” he yelled. The woman beside the manger turned to her husband and said, “Now, Joseph isn’t that a better name for the kid than Irving?”

Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ?They go into town, and blow a few bucks.

What did the big candle say to the little candle? I’m going out tonight!

What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas? Cross mouse cards!

What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards? A – ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L!!)!

Where do mistletoe go to become famous?

“Holly” wood!

Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?

Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

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